The confusing storyline, partially blamed by the films editing, and crusade shit, is where Kingdom of Heaven (theatrical cut) sticks it's head in and waves hello. Every shot, every camera angle, every blow to the head, every word coming out of Crowe's mouth SCREAMS Gladiator. This movie, feels like I am watching a fucking sequel to Gladiator. Any Robin Hood tale you see, whether it ranges from Disney's interpretation to Dave Chappelle being Little John, to Kevin Costner being a giant douchebag, all of those films have a 'Robin Hood' type feel to them. And while some would argue that it is unique to tell that story instead of another hackneyed story where he steals from the poor, gives to the rich, all the while trying to avoid the Sheriff of Nottingham and King John, the execution of this story makes it beg the differ.
ROBIN HOOD LEGEND OF SHERWOOD VERY CHOPPY MOVIE
Part of the problem with this movie is that it tells the origin story of Robin Hood. Robin Hood, while not a horrible movie, is a complete mess, and even though the film is a month away, the film I saw was 100% completed, which means don't hope for something else on the screen when you see it in May. It's as if Ridley Scott got a check to do this movie, said "fuck it," hired Russell Crowe, and told him, "Look, this worked once before, just do your thing whenever I yell action, heck, even completely rip off your Maximus performance, I throw in a cliched boring action sequence or two, and we will make the big bucks box office wise." Uh, you are wrong Mr. Because that's what Robin Hood is.a movie that completely rips off Ridley Scott's two better films, and while it may be a cut above the theatrical version of Kingdom of Heaven, it is in no way in the same ballpark of Gladiator and Kingdom of Heaven (director's cut). That baby boy had the personality of Gladiator, but basically had all the looks and features of Kingdom of Heaven (theatrical cut). On their wedding night, they had their ritual wedding fuck and nine months later, popped out a baby boy. Gladiator and Kingdom of Heaven dated a few times, fell in love, and got married. That woman's name.let's call her Kingdom of Heaven (theatrical cut). Gladiator one day was walking along a street and accidentally bumped into a woman. I'm warning you now, this is a negative review. They had a screening of Robin Hood last night and I thought I would put in my two cents since I haven't read any reviews of it on your website. I am a fan of your site and used to live in Austin while I was in college, but moved back to Dallas once I graduated.
But the criticisms in both reviews kinda supports some of my thoughts about the footage we've seen thus far.
I have no idea what I'm going to think of this. And while it is nowhere near the awesome of Flynn's ADVENTURES OF ROBIN HOOD - I was surprisingly OK with Costner's turn. I remember I went to see the Kevins ROBIN HOOD PRINCE OF THIEVES after local critics completely thrashed it. But I'm still anxious to see Ridley's ROBIN HOOD. Hey folks, Harry here - well these two reviews certainly bring expectations down a bit, but then I haven't been really feeling much of what we've seen thus far.
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